Happy Birthday Dear Sister

Sister is a Pillow fighter and baring our all jokes .some time she put a chair to sit and brother take away before her sitting .sudden attack of brother blow her mind .sister become out of mind and she put every things on brother head and brother ran away….haha haha/its a funny style to wish happy birthday dear sister
Sister take the revenge ,when brother ask sister for the coffee sister make coffee for you and your friend who is sitting in guest room with you. You take a sip, and coffee create an hilarious storm in your mind
Oh no it is so sour you have to bear it to hide your stamina
Dear younger sister really you are funniest companion in the world. any brother did not resist infront of any one .but you are the only one you make him to resist
Happy birthday dear younger sister
Today ….if you put so much salt in my coffee I bear
If you hide my pen or cell phone I bare
If you argue against me I bare
If u tell my secrets to mom and dad I bear
Because it is your day
Happy birthday dear Sister

Here are some beautifully funny wishes:

1.Forget About the past you did not change it…..forget about the future you did not predict it
Forget about the Gift………… I did not get you one
2. Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!
3. Happy 16th birthday. May God help you forget about your problems in life like you forgot the things you learned for your exams.
4.Dear sis, congratulations on turning 20 for the second time! Keep on rocking!
5.Another day has just arrived when I have to behave and not eat your cake. So be it, happy birthday, sis!
6.The ingredients for a perfect childhood are: small secrets, big laughs, small tears, big joys and the sweetest sister in the neighborhood. Happy Birthday, sis!
7.Happy birthday to my sister who does not want to be called old, yet wants to be respected for having a strand of grey hair in her hair.
8.Happy birthday to my little sister who has been a wonderful combination of a hero and a villain over the years. Enjoy your day, my sweet villain/hero.
9.Hit the Dance floor its your Birth day.
10. “On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.”
11.Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!”
12.“Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. Yea right – and jail is just a room!”
13. “You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body. Happy birthday!”
14. “Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.”
15. “Hey – don’t stress about getting older. You’re still young enough to be a professional curler, and that’s saying something. Happy birthday!”
16. “Happy birthday! I would have bought you a present, but I didn’t think you wanted me to take money out of the alcohol budget.”
17. “Happy birthday to you – and your newest chin.”
18. “Pharmaceutical companies should take a few swabs of your DNA and bottle its chemical composition to create a product called Emotional Healer. Happy birthday sis.”
19. “How incomplete would one earring look when worn without the other? That is how I would look without you. Happy birthday.”
20. “Happy birthday to the best, finest, greatest, coolest, grooviest and bodacious sister ever born…anywhere in this whole wide world.”